by Reg Dixon
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Episode 19 - "Yaxley Farcett Imposes Himself" (May 18th 1998
4.20pm)
When the foul taste of the 'fancy' had begun to ebb away, Yaxley Farcett realised that he had better start asking some serious questions. After all, he had four suspects in the kitchen with him. Just as he was about to assert himself, Daisy Worthington beat him to the punch, as she seemed to have a habit of doing.
'So, Detective Farcett. I suppose you've come down here to find out what
we were all doing when young Dixon got iced this morning ?' she said with
a mocking tone. She had watched enough
'Starsky and Hutch' in the seventies
to be familiar with what she thought were still current terms. 'Well, Yes.
I was actually' replied Yaxley, already annoyed that the old woman had taken
the wind out of his sails yet again. 'I wonder if you could all account for
your movements this morning at eight o'clock ?' Daisy elected herself to
answer first; 'I was in here getting the breakfast ready.They all come in
at half past for a proper cooked breakfast, don't you boys ? I was standing
at the window rinsing
out some pans when the land blew up. Next thing I knew, Clunch was rushing
in here to use the telephone. That were the first I knew about it'. Yaxley
had expected little else. He turned to Brian, his new friend and partner.
'Brian. What were you doing ?' he asked in as unaccussing a way as possible,
already aware of Brian's sensitive nature. Brian pursed his lips like a
contestant on Mastermind who hasn't got a clue but waits a respectable length
of time before saying 'pass'. They're the ones who slap their legs and shout
'Ooooh, of COURSE !' a little too loudly when given the correct answer.
Eventually Brian said "Hmm. Eight o'clock. In your room, Yaxley. Watching
'The Big Breakfast'. Farcett stared at
him. Bearing in mind their earlier
TV watching conversation, he found it hard to credit that Brian was actually
gatecrashing his room at breakfast time to watch his set. 'Blimey, Brian.
What time did you get up ?' Brain looked rather shamefaced. 'I'll come clean,
Yaxley.Since your room has been empty I've been living in there all the time.
I woke up at half past seven and put the telly straight on. The only reason
I was out of the room when you arrived was because I'd gone back to my room
down the hall to fetch the Radio Times'. Yaxley made a mental note to go
out and buy Brian a cheap
second hand TV
at the earliest opportunity. He then turned his attention onto Daisy
Worthington's son and Grandson. 'And you two ?'....John spoke for them both.'
We were both over in Ealham at eight o'clock. We went over to Pratt's the
Ironmongers for some supplies. Thought we'd do that and get back in time
for Mother's fry up. When we got back here all hell had broken loose'. Yaxley
was making a note of the times when a thought occurred to him. Turning back
to John Worthington, he said 'And your wife ? Is she around ? I need to eliminate
her from my inquiries' Yaxley couldn't be sure, but he thought he heard Daisy
Worthington suppress a laugh by hastily disguising it as a cough after hearing
him use such a cliché. 'You can speak to her if you like. She's probably
got her head stuck in a book. She's doing some research for some daft village
evening she's organised in a couple of weeks time. Just go upstairs and bang
on the door'.
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Who Dunnit? Your suggestions Please.
James Brown says "I suspect a fallen pitchfork from one of the overhead helicopters ferrying a local farmer to the office of KLFM for one of their match reports on a Lynn home game."
World Leader reckons "I think that Monica woman did it. Damn girl never could keep her mouth shut. And she was always letting things drop". Yours World Leader
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