On yer Byke...
You mite lyke it..!


Editor Lee Gillett was once a dedicated Road Racing Cyclist and rode with the likes of Mark Zaschke of the Ely Cycle Centre...!

Now days, Lee walks or cycles to work here at our Ely OnLine Studio thus keeping the Streets of Ely free from polution and excess traffic..!

In an effort to promote Cycling in the City we have published these helpful tips for those of you wishing to join us in making the world a Safer and Cleaner place.

Our thanks go to Helen Palin who dared ask those all important questions..!

Can anyone tell me how to overcome the extreme pain that goes along with riding a bike. Also how do I stop myself falling into a heap everytime I have to stop the damn thing. No wonder regular cyclists never stop at traffic lights and pedestrian crossings. It is actually safer to dodge on-coming traffic than fall onto concrete. Finally how do I measure what frame size I need and how do I measure the frame size of my bike. I acquired it from somewhere so it wasn't actually bought to fit.

I am not going to join the Donald Adey fan club but cycling is quite handy and actually quite fun if it wasn't so painful in the nether regions. If anyone can recommend any light reading on cycling techniques I would be grateful. Now, where are those mind altering drugs that they gave me at the clinic...?

H. -----Original Message-----
From: Helen Palin [mailto:helen.palin@arup.com]
Sent: 09 May 2001 09:44
To: 'elyonline@yahoogroups.com'
Subject: [elyonline] Beards and Sandals

> Can anyone tell me how to overcome the extreme pain that goes along with riding a bike.

(1) Build up the distance cycled gradually day by day.
(2) Don't wear those Lycra shorts straight away. Something tweedy is good.

> Also how do I stop myself falling into a heap every time I have to stop the damn thing.

(1) Don't go so fast!
(2) Lower the saddle a bit so that one foot can go flat on the floor when you have to stop. You should (in a controlled way) be able to slide forwards off the saddle when you stop too, which will enable you to put both feet down.
Are your brakes a bit fierce? If so, get them adjusted so that you can do a controlled slow down and stop.

> No wonder regular cyclists never stop at traffic lights and pedestrian crossings.

They are hooligans. Don't get their bad habits or you will die in a road accident and be a burden on the rates. :-)

> It is actually safer to dodge on-coming traffic than fall onto concrete.

This is a fallacy. Follow Brian's Safety Tips (above) and you will live long and prosper.

> Finally how do I measure what frame size I need and how do I measure the frame size of my bike. I acquired it from somewhere so it wasn't actually bought to fit.

I think I'm beginning to see the real problem here...
Go to the cycle shop in Ely and ask 'em to measure you against your cycle.
Hint; suggest he warms his tape measure first.

> I am not going to join the Donald Adey fan club

Oh good

> but cycling is quite handy and actually quite fun if it wasn't so painful in the nether regions. If anyone can recommend any light reading on cycling techniques I would be grateful.

Tried the library?

> Now, where are those mind altering drugs that they gave me at the clinic...?

Filed under "Guinness". Next patient, nurse!
--
Brian

PS: Let me know where/when you are going into Lycra. ;-)


Hi Helen,
Brian's answered most of your questions the way I would. I'll just add one thing....

> If anyone can recommend any light reading on cycling techniques I would be grateful.

The one technique that I say is essential is to use your ankles! That is, place the ball of your foot on the pedals NOT the arch of your foot. You can then bend your ankles so getting several more degrees of pressure on the pedal as you feet go round. A side effect is that you saddle may need to be an inch or so higher than you might otherwise be tempted to have it. I was always taught that that you should just have a bend in your knee when the pedals are at the bottom of their travel.

Greg

Thanks for the advice Brian. I think the bike is a tad to large for me. As for the lycra...no. It sets off too many sparks. I will be wearing a pink crimplene shell suit in Tescos on Saturday if you're interested.

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